Spambot Honeypot

vintage porn? seriously?

oh just f*** off.

Banhammered.

If you're an actual person, you're welcome to be here, but if you're just plugging a product, or trying to link s***, or spamming, you will be punished for it.



There's a ton of that crap in the Quebec Mosque Shooting thread.

If there ever was a reason to invent Smell-O-Vision for computers (maybe call it the comPUter, I dunno... ), garbage like that is the perfect example. I would actually devote considerable time to just following the links on a spare computer, then overloading their servers and workers with insane amounts of foot funk until they're out of business. Kinda hard to read off a script over a phone when your eyes are tearing up and your nose and lungs are burning.

DDOS
Distributed Deluge of Smell

JennSite I've got your number

JennSite don't change your number




(and now many TFSers will hate you for sticking that song in their head
... I know I do)

867-5309

Our service is characterized by the fact that the project managers are the same parties, as well as all of you! This means that we do not have to dial the goal of money and hide, but on the contrary - we want to ensure long performance and reliability of the project, as we get profit in the same conditions as other users.

<a href=https://goo.gl/2bBsQ6><img>https://cloud-mine.online/uploads/100x100_en.gif</img></a>

Really? So even though I have no idea what projects you're talking about managing, I'm involved too? So I can literally sit around and do nothing while you make me money? Awesome! I expect my first paycheck by Monday, Benjamin.

This thread just freakin' cracks me up.

Hey "Louisetoes"-bot

If you ever get cold, I'm sure Skunky has some socks for you!

It's kind of mind bending to try and follow the line of thought through their whole rant. You know it's an algorithm stringing together associated phrases enough so to sound and be understood as English, yet the whole coherent thought thing just isn't quite there yet.

I'll even pre-stink 'em for ya!

Now normally that's a service that costs extra, but because it's a spambot, I'm gonna need it in advance... with a 50% price hike.



And you can tell which ones are operated by the same 'people' too. Like that one bot who wanted to meet 'generic cialis,' but somehow was 'generic cialis,' and now there's a bunch more cialis bots. I guess it got its wish.

Was wondering. Do these pot posts help TFS numbers for Tino?

Maybe. We'd have to ask the big guy ourselves, if he ever pops in again.

Search party. Start putting up them posters & placing it on milk cartons. Have you seen this man????

Nah man. We don't need to do anything that complicated. We have two options...

*Skunky pulls out a bright yellow flute with a small pair of sunglasses on it. It has the words 'Tino Summoning Flute' written on it in felt pen. He plays 5 notes in succession, then pauses for three beats before playing the last 4 notes.*

.........................................................

It can take a while for a Summoning Flute to be heard. We might as well wait.

Sand Temple or Ocarina?