Salty Rednecks

REd NeCk s coverd IN salt make salty Rdncks and theresad just crasxy yong obnes and stuffz. You guyz like uniCORNS? comment bellw
~SEsAmeSlUt017

VERRRRY GOOOOIOUD
~Jerry

A unicorn sniffed my shoe once... it died, though.

It is a monstrous thing to slay a unicorn.

I didn't do it on purpose, though! I had a rock in my shoe and I was trying to get it out and then the unicorn randomly showed up and was all "Sup. Neigh, and s***..." and then started grazing next to my shoe. Then he noticed the crazy fumes coming out from it and was like "Hey, what's this?" and then was all "*Sniff Sniff.*" and then...

So you can see, it wasn't my fault. I swear...

Plus, I can think of something worse...

That's what they all say!

I didn't know that Unicorns had red necks that are covered in salt.

Is it Pink Himalayan Sea Salt?

i misread the first time, i thought it said are there any redneck unicorns? yes, you heard ' jed unicorn camplett ' in reality show, ' you ain't no jed clampett, if you aren't a redneck unicorn '. this thread ain't about those unicorns. i do know about redneck zebras, you can tell about them. because the sunburn on their backs, and their smoking with corn stock pipes. these zebra unicorns are little weird, they watch too many ww2 movies in the past. they like looking like mcarthur. they have attitude of patton, i told you they are weird. i personally don't any salty redneck unicorns offhand. i grew up with 6 foot invisible rabbit named ' harvey ', does that counts.

Wait... so I'm not the only one to have accidentally killed a unicorn with their foot odour?

There's salt mines under Lake Erie. I bet you'd find some salty rednecks there ... and salty gooks, krauts and waps too!
But the Shadow Government won't admit they are really looking for unicorns under the Great Lakes.

There's all kinds of stuff in those mines...