Paddy And The Barking Dog.

Paddy and his wife are in bed being kept awake by next doors dog barking outside in the garden...
"Ive had enough of this" says Paddy and marches off downstairs.
He comes back 5 mins later and his wife asks
"what have you done"
Paddy says
"I've put the dog in our garden...Lets see how they like it!!"

good one Dan

Like putting lipstick on a pig.............

-Roddy Piper, They Live

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