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DorkySupergirl On November 02, 2017




, Canada
#1New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 04:47:57
A few months ago I was joking with another member to be careful of the alligators in NY sewer system. You know the urban legend that parents bought baby ones for their kids and then when they got bigger, the parents flushed them down the toilet and they survived.

Well, turns out I was right, the urban legend is true! There are alligators getting out of the NY sewer system and strutting oh shall I say, slithering about the city.

https://www.uticaod.com/latestnews/x1931760201/Alligators-found-in-NY-supermarket-parking-lot
white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#2New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 10:24:56
Well damn, I had a thread about human body parts showing up in a cities sewer system and joking, I said something maybe the alligators were just over fed and couldn't keep up. Another member posted that alligators in sewer systems was pure urban legend . I thanked him and agreed insantly . That'll learn me, durn me
Pcptrvanion On November 10, 2014




Howe, Texas
#3New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 11:01:39
The article said nothing about sewer systems.
The report is that authorities believe that someone dumped the gators in the parking lot where they were found.
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#4New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:00:56
Those kids who flushed them should be slapped.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:21:18
look what happen in chicago in 1980.

alligator
MAW On October 31, 2012

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Stockport, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:22:48
@Pcptrvanion Said

The article said nothing about sewer systems.
The report is that authorities believe that someone dumped the gators in the parking lot where they were found.



Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Why spoil a good thread with the truth!
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#7New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:28:34
i figure out why there are this supermarket is attracting so many alligators. the alligators heard this market has a great deal on gatorade.
DorkySupergirl On November 02, 2017




, Canada
#8New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:31:44
@white_swan53 Said

Well damn, I had a thread about human body parts showing up in a cities sewer system and joking, I said something maybe the alligators were just over fed and couldn't keep up. Another member posted that alligators in sewer systems was pure urban legend . I thanked him and agreed insantly . That'll learn me, durn me



Yup, that will learn ya for sure. I knew all along this was more than an urban legend. I wonder, lurking deep below in some Canadian city sewer system, are some sort of angry beavers who were flushed when the parents realized they do not make good pets. Chewing up the wood furniture to make a dam in the living room you know.
@Pcptrvanion Said

The article said nothing about sewer systems.
The report is that authorities believe that someone dumped the gators in the parking lot where they were found.


Hummm, this is just a joke. I would not take it too seriously.
@Grasshopper Said

Those kids who flushed them should be slapped.


It was the parents who flushed them my dear Grassy and now the alligators are slithering about. They are gonna be worse than the seagulls outside stores looking for scraps.
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#9New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:33:49
@DorkySupergirl Said


It was the parents who flushed them my dear Grassy and now the alligators are slithering about. They are gonna be worse than the seagulls outside stores looking for scraps.



Those parents are cruel.
DorkySupergirl On November 02, 2017




, Canada
#10New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:34:41
@Grasshopper Said

Those parents are cruel.



Oh the alligators will be seeking their revenge on the parents who did this.
MAW On October 31, 2012

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Stockport, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:39:05
@twilitezone911 Said

look what happen in chicago in 1980.

alligator



This one was an improvement on Jaws.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#12New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 16:53:32
maw- it wasn't better than " jaws ", but this movie if i remember one of above average movie that came out. at this time, there were half of dozen of movies came out in late 70's and early 80's about alligators and rats. i was in my late teens and early 20's, when they came out. i saw of them, they were pretty bad and funny.
TenaciousDave On February 11, 2022
The Anus Of Satan





Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#13New Post! Oct 06, 2012 @ 17:05:19
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
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