You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.
Your house does not have a door, it has a lid.
Your Breath is so hot, it boils water.
You're so dumb, you think babies can be found in the infantry.
You should be in commercials for birth control.
You're nose is so big, when you breathe you inhale the curtains.
Your sister's teeth are so crooked, AMTRACK had to install her braces.
Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth it would look like wall to wall carpetting,
If you put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards.
You couldn't get laid in a morgue.
You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.
I can tell that your charisma bypass was successful.
When you were born, you were so ugly the Doctor slapped your mother.
Last time I saw legs like that there was a message attatched to them.
I was about to engage in some serious debate about what you just stated but then i remembered that I dont give a damn.
Hey, your IQ goes up a point, sell!
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his a** back?
If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.
Your intellectual poverty is noted, and mocked.
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
If the phone doesn't ring; you'll know its me
He has an IQ of room temperature.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're practically invulnerable.
If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.
There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
And there you were, reigning supreme at number two.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
I married beneath me, as all women do.
Why is it that stupid people are always the loudest?
On a good day you're a half-wit.
You are deficient in all that lends character.
You're a few beers short of a six-pack.
He has occassional flashes of silence which makes his conversation perfectly delightful.
You have a face made for radio.
You tell enough white lies to ice a cake.
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Feb 26, 2005 @ 14:32:44
Anyone else got any?
