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plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#1New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:07:51
Just got this in an email and had to share




Now I totally understand.......................
The Theory of Intelligence

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .


'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
hope On March 17, 2015




haifa, Israel
#2New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:10:56
Michael718 On March 16, 2010
.... Evil genius?


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Caprica City, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:11:33
OH MY GOD! CHEERS!!!!! haven't seen that in years!
rider On September 28, 2009

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The first one, Australia
#4New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:11:38
Makes perfectly good sence to me,and i haven't even had a drink .

But I'm just about to fix that problem
DeepRed On March 07, 2010
Tripologist


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Michael Winner's basement, Uni
#5New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:12:50
I'm off to go get some beer, i love that its awsome
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#6New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:13:10
@hope Said





@Michael718 Said

OH MY GOD! CHEERS!!!!! haven't seen that in years!


It was a great show!!

@rider Said

Makes perfectly good sence to me,and i haven't even had a drink .

But I'm just about to fix that problem


Have one for me too since I'm off drinking
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#7New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:13:27
@DeepRed Said

I'm off to go get some beer, i love that its awsome



Enjoy
rider On September 28, 2009

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The first one, Australia
#8New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:14:28
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Have one for me too since I'm off drinking



You Little Rippa,I get to drink the whole Bottle on my own
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plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#9New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:15:50
@rider Said


You Little Rippa,I get to drink the whole Bottle on my own



lucky you
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DeepRed On March 07, 2010
Tripologist


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Michael Winner's basement, Uni
#10New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:15:54
@plebian_angel Said

Enjoy



Newcastle Old Brown and some ice, what isn't there to enjoy
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rider On September 28, 2009

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The first one, Australia
#11New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:24:11
Plebi,we are now sharing a bottle of Glass House Mountains Tawny Port,But as your half is on the top,I'll just have to drink all yours to get to my half on the bottom Now you know me,I think that's onlty fair .
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xTeddyx On April 30, 2012
Teddy Hugs





On my mind, Georgia
#12New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:28:28
Fantastic
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plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#13New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:29:46
@rider Said

Plebi,we are now sharing a bottle of Glass House Mountains Tawny Port,But as your half is on the top,I'll just have to drink all yours to get to my half on the bottom Now you know me,I think that's onlty fair .


That does sound extremely fair


@xTeddyx Said

Fantastic



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SparklyKatie On March 07, 2014
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Sheffield, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:33:02
I'm going to have to test this theory later, I will have to replace beer with vodka but I'm sure it wont matter
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plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#15New Post! Jul 03, 2009 @ 11:36:10
@SparklyKatie Said

I'm going to have to test this theory later, I will have to replace beer with vodka but I'm sure it wont matter



It may get rid of the slow brain cells faster
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