I Wasn't That Drunk...

dude, you held up my cat in the air and started singing The Circle of Life


dude, you were trying to swim in mud and yelling 'I'm in Wonka's chocolate river


dude, you cut all of my pineapples and kept yelling Spongebob where are you?


dude, you were in my closet sayin are we in narnia yet?


dude, you were in my pool trying to find nemo


dude, you threw my hamster screaming goooo pikachu


dude, you were hugging an old man with a beard screaming Dumbledore your alive!


dude, you were asking my cat why he killed musafa


dude, you gave your sock to a midget and yelled Dobby your free' at them


dude, you stood in my toilet and tried to flush yourself to the ministry of magic


dude, you asked your own girl friend if she was single


dude, you took my parakeet threw it at my piggy bank and yelled "angry birds!"


(The last one was my favorite.)

you gave your sock to a midget and yelled Dobby your free' at them
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My favorite is the Pikachu one.

I've been that drunk more'n once.

I did all of that in one night...I must have been drunk

At least you can admit it though.

dude, you threw my hamster screaming goooo pikachu

dude, you gave your sock to a midget and yelled Dobby your free' at them

Dude! You hit on your own mom and asked if she was a virgin!

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