Al Bundy(Married With Children).
(1)-Sex gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman.
(2)-Just say no to marriage.
(3)-Six bucks is too much to spend on any woman.
(4)-If I could help just one kid not marry, my job is done.
(5)-Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
(6)-The last thing a guy wants to look at the end of the day is a woman.
(7)-I would like to plant a shovel right between her barren eyes.
(8)-Peg, when you married me, was it pre-meditated or a drive-by marriage?
(9)-Something sinister's going on, so I know a woman's behind it.
(10)-What was I thinking when I said 'I do'?
(11)-Computers and women are ruining the country.
(12)-I never wanted to get married, I got married. Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
(13)-God, is Oprah right? Are you a big fat woman?
(14)-Peg did your mother get so fat she spread across the border.
(15)-Entertainment for the cave man was simple: Man kills food, woman burns it, giant pterodactyl swoops down, chases woman, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all.
DONE
Oct 03, 2005 @ 22:45:39
