Cheetos

Cheetos are good.

But the baked kind are just scrum-diddly-umptious!

Yum.

I get tired of them after a while.

You love your chips, huh?

Cheeto thief.

cheetos kick ass, but i hate having all that orange s*** on my fingers afterwards!

i always try to eat the straight from the bag with my mouth so i don't have to touch them!

yea, i'm a pig!

Yes.

I just ate half a bag of baked Cheetos. Yum.

The BEST part is licking the orange stuff off after you're done.

I hate the orange stuff on your fingers too! That's a great idea you have there, pig!

That's twice today I've called you a pig!

That's quite a talent you have there.

yea, as long as you have the bag to yourself!

You could just not tell anyone...

sometimes the other person is looking at you in progress!

But then you get to have the bag to yourself.

I fail to see the down side here.

"Uhm...my head is not in the bag. What are you talking about?? I was merely just checking for....fruit flies."
"Those are cheetos."
"Oh. Then I guess I'm done checking for fruit flies!" *closes bag and runs away with it, to eat somewhere else.*