A young boy and his father are in a drug store

when the boy looks at his father and ask,
"Dad, what are these?"
He answers,"Son, those are condoms."
"What are they for ?" asks the boy.
The dad replies,"Those are used when you have sex."
The boy asks, "Why are there so many different size boxes?"
The father responds,"Well, you can buy one, if you are just going out for an evening date. You can buy three if you are having a weekend with a woman. Or you can buy six if you are going away for a week. That way you are prepared for pretty every night."
Then the notices another box, and asks,"What about that big box for?"
The father replies," That son has twelve in it. That is for when you get married."
"Because you have lots of sex when you get married?" the boy asks.
"No," the father says," That would be one for January, one for February, one for March....

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I stole that off of Juan Smith and I'm never giving it back!!

Better to use that than get in arguments on threads.