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USA On May 25, 2020




Chicago, Illinois
#46New Post! Feb 23, 2006 @ 06:18:10
MARKS ORGAN GRINDER


Ingredients Needed For MARKS ORGAN GRINDER:

20 to 30 orange or red habanero peppers
2 tablespoon salt
1 ripe mango
1/2 pineapple
1 papaya
1/4 lime juice
1/4 cup white wine vinegar
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup sugar



Directions For Making MARKS ORGAN GRINDER:
Combine in blender and mix at high speed for at least five minutes. Go to army suplus store and rent a gas mask for the day. When you open the lid of the blender at first, a gas that will choke small children and pets will emerge. Don't worry,it will only last for a few minutes. After that you will have the hottest, frutiest and sweetest home made hot sauce. Enjoy !
USA On May 25, 2020




Chicago, Illinois
#47New Post! Feb 23, 2006 @ 06:18:40
Flame Drunk


Ingredients Needed For Flame Drunk:

30 Jalapenos
6 Green Peppers
5 Serranos
4 Sweet Peppers
1 Sweet Onion (Big one tho)
15 Roma Tomates (There lil ones)
1/2 Cup of Vinger
3/4 Cup of Suger
8 Tbs of Chili Powder
2 Tbs of Garlic Powder
2 Tbs of Lime Juices
1/2 Gallon of Extra Dry Vodka (Outer Banks is a GOOD ONE)
1 Double Shot Glass
1 Bed




Directions For Making Flame Drunk:
Core and dice all peppers. Take double shot of Vodka. Put peppers in bowl and put in vinger. Take double shot of Vodka. Now put in you suger. Take double shot of Vodka. Put in lime and garlic powder in the bowl too. Take double shot of Vodka. Dice your roma tomates. Take double shot of Vodka. Put your tomates in the bowl with every thing thats in there. Take double shot of Vodka. Now dice you sweet onion. Take double shot of Vodka. Now mixs all together. Kill the bottle. Then Fall in bed and pass out now. The Flame Drunk will sit till you get up. Put Flame Drunk on every thing ! ! ! !
USA On May 25, 2020




Chicago, Illinois
#48New Post! Feb 23, 2006 @ 06:19:21
TENNESSEE'S BIKER SALSA


Ingredients Needed For TENNESSEE'S BIKER SALSA:

DRINK A BEER.
64 OZ. DICED TOMATOES.
DRINK A BEER.
1QT. OF TOMATO SAUCE.
DRINK A BEER.
1 CUP OF YELLOW ONIONS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 CUP OF CHOPPED GREEN ONIONS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 YELLOW BELL PEPPER.
DRINK A BEER.
1 8TH CUP OF CILANTRO.
DRINK A BEER.
2 BANANA PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
3 JALAPENO PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
3 CAYENNE PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 TEASpoon GARLIC.
DRINK A BEER.
1 TEASpoon SALT.
DRINK A BEER.
4 LITTLE BITTY INSINT
HABANERO PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 TEASpoon LEMON JUICE
DRINK A BEER.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT 1 OZ. OF TENNESSEE MOONSHINE WHISKEY. BE CAREFULL ITS KINDA LIKE THE HABANERO'S.


Directions For Making TENNESSEE'S BIKER SALSA:
DICE AND SLICE TO YOUR OWN PREFERANCE. IF YOU HAVE FOLLOW THE INGREDIENTS SO FAR, YOUR PROBABLY ABOUT DRUNK NOW. SO, LETS EASE EVERYTHING IN A STAINLESS STEAL COOKER EXCEPT THE CILANTRO, COOK ON LOW HEAT ABOUT 20 MINS. AND THEN ADD YOUR CILANTRO. IT HELPS KEEP THE FLAVOR, CONTIUE COOKING ON LOW/MEDIUM HEAT UNTIL DESIRED TEXTURE IS ACHEIVED. ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO WILL DO IT."REMEMBER WE DONT WANT ANYTHING TO BURN BESIDES, IT GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO DRINK YOUR BEER." AFTER SALSA COOLS DOWN PUT IT IN THE FRIGE, CONSUME NEXT DAY. GREAT FOR HANG-OVERS ! ! !
cobber On July 22, 2006

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Rockhampton, Australia
#49New Post! Feb 25, 2006 @ 01:02:03
I want to eat that. Really, I do.
reiko On March 27, 2006

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New York, New York
#50New Post! Feb 25, 2006 @ 01:02:51
@usa Said
TENNESSEE'S BIKER SALSA


Ingredients Needed For TENNESSEE'S BIKER SALSA:

DRINK A BEER.
64 OZ. DICED TOMATOES.
DRINK A BEER.
1QT. OF TOMATO SAUCE.
DRINK A BEER.
1 CUP OF YELLOW ONIONS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 CUP OF CHOPPED GREEN ONIONS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 YELLOW BELL PEPPER.
DRINK A BEER.
1 8TH CUP OF CILANTRO.
DRINK A BEER.
2 BANANA PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
3 JALAPENO PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
3 CAYENNE PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 TEASpoon GARLIC.
DRINK A BEER.
1 TEASpoon SALT.
DRINK A BEER.
4 LITTLE BITTY INSINT
HABANERO PEPPERS.
DRINK A BEER.
1 TEASpoon LEMON JUICE
DRINK A BEER.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT 1 OZ. OF TENNESSEE MOONSHINE WHISKEY. BE CAREFULL ITS KINDA LIKE THE HABANERO'S.


Directions For Making TENNESSEE'S BIKER SALSA:
DICE AND SLICE TO YOUR OWN PREFERANCE. IF YOU HAVE FOLLOW THE INGREDIENTS SO FAR, YOUR PROBABLY ABOUT DRUNK NOW. SO, LETS EASE EVERYTHING IN A STAINLESS STEAL COOKER EXCEPT THE CILANTRO, COOK ON LOW HEAT ABOUT 20 MINS. AND THEN ADD YOUR CILANTRO. IT HELPS KEEP THE FLAVOR, CONTIUE COOKING ON LOW/MEDIUM HEAT UNTIL DESIRED TEXTURE IS ACHEIVED. ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO WILL DO IT."REMEMBER WE DONT WANT ANYTHING TO BURN BESIDES, IT GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO DRINK YOUR BEER." AFTER SALSA COOLS DOWN PUT IT IN THE FRIGE, CONSUME NEXT DAY. GREAT FOR HANG-OVERS ! ! !


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