a fighter pilot takes his new girlfriend marie out for a picnic...

love is in the air.. pierre kiss me asks marie... pierre grabs a bottle of wine and splashes the wine on her lips and kisses her..
why did you do that she asks.. because i am pierre the fighter pilot and when i have red meat i have red wine.. now things are heating up a bit.. pierre kiss me lower asks marie... pierre tears open her blouse and splashes white wine on her breasts and kisses her breasts all over.. why pierre she asks...because i am pierre the fighter pilot and when i eat white meat i have white wine.. now things are really getting hot ans marie begs... pierre kiss me even lower... pierre rips off her pants and splashes cognac on her and the lights it on fire... marie asks why pierre... because i am pierre the fighter pilot and when i go down... i go down in flames

Aw, why waste the cognac?

Yanno what drinking does

Yeah but that's when you drink it. Wonder what happens when you set it on fire.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!