One of the brewmasters fell into the brewing vat

During one shift last week, one of the brewmasters fell into the brewing vat. His best friend, Bob had to call the guys wife. "Jo, I have bad news for you, Jim fell in the vat this afternoon and drown; the good news is he did not suffer, got out four times to go to the restroom!"

There is another one that says "We tried to get him out but he kept fighting us."

And took days after the cremation to put out the fire