the funniest thing you ever did?

what's the funniest thing you ever did?

I cant tell you, its not leagal.

Oh was in a shop the other week and shouted out......'Sauce of the Brown!' Put my arm in the air n everything. Meaning to get some brown sauce.


Guy I walked smack into was black.



He was not amused. Am now banned.

well i was standing in a hotel lobby carrying my massage table when it decides to fall backwards..well i couldnt go anywhere as it was strapped to me so i ended up sliding right down it in slow motion untill i ended up laying on the floor...it was a real busy hotel and to top it off this really good looking guy helped me up which was funny in itself cos the way i was laying the strap was under me so i had to wriggle out of it and yes it is on camera

I got called to the headmasters office for wagging it with my mates. I was late and when i arrived the guy who grassed us up was sat outside the headmasters office. I said somthing like 'Revell you c***. I'm gonna f***in' kill you' and my mates heard it inside the office. They told me afterwards they pissed themselves.
I forgot about it until a few yrs. ago when someone told me about it and I've been pretty chuffed with myself ever since.

sprained my ankle i did`nt think it was funny but everybody else got a kick out of it
bastards lol

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

i have a bible of funny things i did

i paid my friends $2 to try and dance with a square pole, it was hells worth it

another one is i got a score of 22 for smack a** friday!