The best story ever told.

The idea of this thread is to continue the story where the previous person left off, so here we go:

It was getting dark as he walked down the street, and he was getting hungry so he decided to walk farther down the road to his favorite diner to get a bite to eat. He felt in his pockect that he had forgotten his wallet, so he turned around to walk back home to get it when all of the sudden out of nowhere...

Two older men walked up to him and asked where they might get some great coffee,and donuts,he gave them directions to the local coffee shop and they asked him to come along.he was so hungry he decided to go,and just as they were going to walk into the coffee shop.

His best friend approached and said to him, "What are you doing hanging out with these Gay guys?"

Things were going nicely for the new found friendly threesome, when out from the deep shadows leapt a cloaked and dangerous looking figure.

he pulls out a .44 and tells him to extend his hand. The claked man gives him a rubber chicken.The man asks "what am I supposed to do with this?" The cloaked man informs him that the chicken will self destruct in 5 seconds.