Up in the valley...

...of the jolly Green Giant

Lived a little green sprout who grew up with the corn...

Not wanting to rain on the parade of that particularly brilliant ad campaign...

...but wouldn't a valley be below not above

Someone needs to go to sleep I think!

you think?

Nah....loads of life in me yet....

zzzzzzzz!

Someone's fallen on the keyboard

*drool dripping from corner of mouth*

eh...what....yeah!

I caught you sleepin on the job! C'mon wake up!

Whereas I, am going to bed! Night!

Bonjour

That's german for goodnight dont ya know!

*hands napkin for the drool*

Thank you, not many people would be that considerate

*wipes mouth in a sheepish, hope nobody saw that, kind of way*

Shhh. I won't tell.