This kinda reminds me of a south park episode. . .

Im watching this thing on tv (channel 4) about unusual health habits, well this couple juiced vegetables and put it in a bag thing that got hung up, and this tube comes out of the bag and well into their bums

What the hell?

Turn it on 4 if you don't believe, and it may show the couple again.

Lol I can't, mum wouldn't dare let me turn Corrie over

I got up, went over to the remote, turned to Channel 4

And the first four words I hear were 'Quantum physics pretty amazing'.

Turned back to the wildlife thing on BBC1

I thought i was tryinf to hard to be healthy.. now i discover im normal..

one wife believes that there is cocaine in the water supply

You're a riot genetic

all these people are snobby pompous a*****es

So people are literally pumping vegetable juice into their colons?

Sounds that way

I'd love to learn about the thought process that leads to someone shoving a tube up their rectum and pumping V8 into it.

Sounds like a really gross thing to do

Lubing a pipe and everything.

^How'd you guess that?