Readers of NEW YORK magazine were asked to invent country song titles.

Here are some of the entries:

I Lost My Honey Bunny on a Bad Hare Day
Ain't No Trash Been in My Trailer Since the Night I Threw You Out
You Want to Get Hitched, but My Heart is Filled with Whoa
Baked My Sweetie a Pie, but He Left With a Tart
She Chews Tobacco, but She Won't Choose Me
Don't Want that Floozy in My Jacuzzi
I Found the Recipe for Heartbreak in a Cookbook on Your Shelf

Can you think of any more?