Cats And Women

1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.

You left out one:

Cats are clean!

I love cats! don't have a problem to be compared to them...

I find it flattering!

Thats one thing i love about cats mine spend hours just lieing there grooming

Yes, Little darlings arent they. Im a Cat lover and have been FOREVER. Belle knows this.
Cats are just so sophisticated.


Dogs have Masters, CATS HAVE STAFF!!!