Something to do about gifts

For Christmas I was going to get a parakeet. Sort of. Instead I opted for a video card. I overclock this card along with my computer. It's a Radeon 6450. I have experience with pets. I bought a dog and cat not long ago. They are not with me anymore but I will always remember them. The cat's name was Perks and the dog's name was Mekurza. I sold the cat off to a friend for twenty dollars. The dog, well he escaped and now lives nearby. It's odd that events like this happen because I shopped around for the bird and cage shortly before the holiday. Well, when it came to it, I wanted that card. I actually needed it because I was relying on my motherboard vga port and wanted a faster computer experience. All around, it's quick. I just sometimes feel I may spot that bird again when going to the pet shop.

You're new here, so people will try to be nice to you, but I'm just gonna say it.

You should never have a pet or a child.

Of course, since I'm not entirely sure that you're a human, it may not matter.

Not human? So she is catholic-republican?

I'm not new here.

Then I feel better about telling you that you're not fit to have pets or children.

What is the status of your banishment?

Past, or current?

Furbabies.