@little1 Said
My oh my! So it?s Christmas again and for someone who complains ?jingle? all the way, MAN I LOVE CHRISTMAS EVE! The excitement, the anticipation, adrenalin pumps through my body and spills out my mouth in the form of Christmas carols. My hips swing and sway to Mariah Carrey?s Christmas hit and there is a definite bounce in my step.
There is just no bringing me down on Christmas Eve!
Today is Christmas eve and in true tradition it?s ?bring your sprogs to work day?. I am surrounded by little ones who have faces wild with excitement. The trading floor has been transformed into a playroom. My stationery cupboard has been turned into a treasure chest filled with time killing delights! Kids can?t sit still at the best of times but today is extra special. We haven?t even cracked open the lemonade yet but everyone is bouncing off the walls. And the funny thing I really fancy joining them!
Santa is coming to the office later and I?ll be damned if I?m going to miss out on the fun just because I don?t have a kid! Our whole 8th floor has been turned into a grotto. We?re talking trees, lights, tinsel, toys, food, music, dancers and even a pantomime at 12noon. It wouldn?t surprise me if they?ve got a real reindeer up there! The guy who sits behind me has 3 kids so he?s going to lend me his 8 month old baby so I can go up to the party and party with Santa for a few hours.
Children have no volume control! Some of the funny things I?ve heard this morning;
?You can sit here and play on this computer but don?t touch these buttons.? Several moments later, ?DAAAAAD! The screens have gone funny! What?s bl bl bloom be berg??
?Could someone sort out the TVs and put CCBeebie on instead of CNBC??
?Your 3 year old is chewing my headset.?
?DAAAAD, is piss off a swear word??
?Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way!?
?Don?t you mean, jingle bells??
?YEEEEES! THAT?S WHAT I SAID SILLY!! JINGLE BALLS, JINGLE BALLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!?
?Doughnuts all gone. Okay, let?s go home dad.?
?CARA! Take that highlighter out of your mouth. Your mum is going to kill me, your teeth are bright green!!?
WOOHOO! I love it, I love them. Come on kids, let?s start a conga line and get this party started.
What if i told you i'd just run this puppy over.