I haven't been too well for the past 38 years!
During the worst of my mental torture i was either a gibbering wreck or i was insanely out of control.This led me to blow my top to the extent that i started a fire in my flat then when i got out of prison i ended up doing it again and so i've spent nealry 7 1/2 yrs. in jail!!
If anyone really has to ask me about it then i might ans. yer questions but it bores the hell out of me so i probably won't!!!
However, i have good reason to belive i'm going to be alright and fine and dandy before too long...
As the Beatle song goes...i'm getting better!!
Self Questionnaire
Do you like making up questions for yourself to answer?
Yeah!
What’s you’re fav. Colour?
Blue
Fav. Food?
Bacon and mushroom omelette with lashings of ketchup on cheap white bread
What’s you’re fav. Band/artist?
The Beatles
What's you're fav. film?
Taxi driver...It's about a sociopath that rescues a 13 year old from prostitution
What’s you’re fav. Tv programme?
Big brother (yes, ok… it’s sad…so f***in’ what?)
What’s you’re fav. Web site?
The forum site
What’s you’re pet hate?
Cats…(my pets a dog)
O.K, smart alec…What’s you’re Bête noir?
Journalists
What’s you’re fav. Quote?
“Champagne for my real friends…real pain for my sham friends!”
Francis Bacon
What do you do when you need to indulge in something to make you feel better?
I comfort eat crisps
Have you ever been in love?
Yes...Christine Barnett
Who would you most like to f***?
Ma' Souly (DUH!)
What do you want on you’re gravestone?
A dead funny guy
What's you're fav. brand of washing powder?
Persil
What’s you’re fav. Make of washing machine?
Stop being silly
Do you realise you’re talking to yourself?
I’m not I’m typing to myself
Are you going to ask yourself anymore questions?
Er, no I think I’ll stop now!
| How to make a CDuck |
Ingredients:
20 parts Ugly
20 parts Handsome
20 parts Friendly
20 parts Nasty
20 parts Unique
Just chuck the f***in' lot in all at once! |
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