A priest walks out of the confessional and see a man walking by.He said I have to go to the bathroom could you watch the confessional for me?
The man says I don't know what to do.
The priest says there is a book in there with everything written out,look up the sin and have them do the are fathers and hail maries that it says!
The man agrees-soon the door opens and a mans voice speaks:forgive me father for I have sinned
What have you done my son?
I gave another man a BJ!
The guy starts going thru the book looking and can't find BJ, he keeps looking out the door no priest!
Finally he see's an alter boy and says what does the father give for a BJ?
The boy says a Snickers and a Coke!