A priest walks out of the confessional and see a man walking by.

He said I have to go to the bathroom could you watch the confessional for me?
The man says I don't know what to do.
The priest says there is a book in there with everything written out, look up the sin and have them do the are fathers and hail maries that it says!
The man agrees-soon the door opens and a mans voice speaks: forgive me father for I have sinned
What have you done my son?
I gave another man a bl*wjob!
The guy starts going thru the book looking and can't find bl*wjob, he keeps looking out the door but no priest!
Finally he see's an alter boy and says what does the father give for a bl*wjob?
The boy says a Snickers and a Coke!

Haha I thought it was the priest confessing.