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drummerwannabe

Travel Junkie

In a drum.., Minnesota

Nov 06, 2010 @ 14:14:56

This was forwarded to me by a friend...

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.......Cherry
Yellow......Lemon
Green........Lime
Orange.......Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled..."Oh my God! They're ass-holes!!!"

white_swan53

n/a, New Mexico

Nov 06, 2010 @ 18:52:32

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plebian_angel

Intergalactic hussy

a great future,

Nov 06, 2010 @ 18:54:47

I wonder who that came from

Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

Nov 06, 2010 @ 18:55:57

sTreetAngeL

root tedt ree

in a paradox,

Nov 06, 2010 @ 18:59:30

Bimbo

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Banned

, Monaco

Nov 06, 2010 @ 19:02:11

Wicked!

drummerwannabe

Travel Junkie

In a drum.., Minnesota

Nov 06, 2010 @ 19:29:10

@plebian_angel Said

I wonder who that came from

hmmm.. I wonder...

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