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trolly_mctroll On August 03, 2012




trollworld, Tromelin Island
#1New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:06:44
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant.


So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in London , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana = There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches.



Just send the bottle back..'
x_Laura_x On April 02, 2024




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:08:10
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#3New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:08:21
Wingsy On November 26, 2023
wingsdillialicious!

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Wingsville,
#4New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:08:53
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#5New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:08:56
xTeddyx On April 30, 2012
Teddy Hugs





On my mind, Georgia
#6New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:16:16
I love it!
Jaimie On September 18, 2016
Pushed by Boredom





St. Louis, Missouri
#7New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:19:39
Silver_Lining On March 21, 2023
RIP Boobie





STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 13:39:54
MonteChic On November 15, 2008




Guilderland, New York
#9New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 14:31:25
funny
BeTTyBeLL On November 28, 2010
made just right





Kosciusko, Mississippi
#10New Post! Nov 12, 2008 @ 14:40:12
and snorted...
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