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A beautiful woman was seated in a fine restaurant
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New Post! Nov 18, 2008 @ 14:15:45#1
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A beautiful woman was seated in a fine restaurant. A man, sitting several tables away, was struck by her beauty and requested a waiter to deliver a bottle of the establishment's finest Merlot to her. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man, and decided to send a reply note. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants," After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own to return.

He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return the note to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. I also have over twenty-million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

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New Post! Nov 18, 2008 @ 14:17:22#2
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Sheer class!

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New Post! Nov 18, 2008 @ 14:29:22#4
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Dip stick Dan put it the wrong forum Maybe a mod can move it....

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New Post! Nov 18, 2008 @ 14:38:29#6
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Change the title to "Death of a Gold Digger".

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I would've said, "If you like it folded in half"

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Nice.

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