@Saegespaene Said 
1. have you ever had a pet hamster?
1A: I'm not in any sort of mood to discuss my sexual proclivities...
2. have you ever eaten peanut butter from a spoon?
2A: Having eaten peanut butter from a jar, I can assure you, it is eaten with a knife or a spoon.
3. have you ever had the urge to make a cake as big as your oven?
3A: If I did that, it would be impossible to remove.
4. would you rather marry a monkey or live with an elephant?
4A: Is there a dowry involved?
5. when you first found out that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song were sang to the same tune did you sing them?
5A: The first time I became aware of either of these nursery songs, I was so small and under-developed that I could barely make myself understood.
6. would you rather have a car made of jelly beans or pillow made of the letter V?
6A: Have you got both feet firmly planted on the ground?
7. have you ever walked barefoot in the snow?
7A: No, but I know of a man who died, trying to do just that.
8. coffee or tea?
8A: Coffee.
9. did you have a bear called bear as a child?
9A: No, I just called him <bear>!
1A response- are you really that kind of person?- i have a friend like that
2A response- thank you mr pedantic
3A response- its not meant to be a logical urge and im sure you could ease it out with a bit of caarving and manouvering
4A response- no and neither is consommation- just a boring bit of marriage with a ceremony and shizz
5A response- there is nothing i can say to that one
6A response- no because im sitting cross legged on a bed but i think there is no problem in asking that question
7A response- i am sorry for the man
but i didnt die so maybe he was a strange case who spent too long out there
8A response- fair do's
9A response- alrighty then
Feb 03, 2009 @ 19:18:23
so no.
