Send them to Albaquergue.

That means Juliaan Assange and Snowden for Asylum. Let the U.N. handle it these people are neither monsters or criminals. Le them get along with perhaps the legendary son of Che Guevera. Any complaints/ What's this thing about Venezuela granting asylum?

Where is "Albaquergue"?

It’s a portmanteau of Albuquerque and Prague. Criminals are sent there for the frozen landscape and work camps but stay to enjoy the southwestern cuisine and scenic vistas.