MOLE PEOPLE
By JUSTIN
MITCHELL
WASHINGTON -- Weekly World News has uncovered the shocking discovery of a race of underground Mole People living 20 miles beneath the Earth, using secret tunnels to enter the United States!
This discovery was made not by archaeologists, but by NASA scientists tunneling deep inside the Earth --and they're trying to keep the existence of this race covered up!
A NASA insider has leaked exclusive photos and information about these "cave people" under the condition of anonymity. "This story has to be told," says the source. "It's just too big to keep under wraps."
The source excitedly spilled some big secrets about the Mole People. "They seem to be a friendly race," he says, "But they're very primitive. We're trying to communicate with them, but it's a complicated task since they don't speak
English.
"The Mole People, as we've nicknamed them, have easy access to the surface world," states the source. "That said, President Bush is handling the situation with an abundance of caution.
"One wrong move could result in the creatures declaring war on the surface. We're not even sure how many of them there are. We've only seen one city so far, with an estimated 2,000 Mole People in residence.
"But it's been suggested that there likely are several million of them living in sprawling and cavernous underground cities, scattered beneath the Earth's
surface."
The creatures have some strong similarities to humans -- but also a
few significant differences.
"Like us, they walk on two legs, but they're much taller than the average human -- standing 8 to 10 feet tall. Their fingers are claw-like. And their hands are webbed and designed for digging, not unlike the claws of a mole.
"Their skin is super-tough. It has to withstand the intense heat and rugged conditions found below the Earth's surface."
There seems to have been some contact and interplay between humans and the subterraneans at some point in history -- they speak a language similar to an old Navajo dialect.
The source says the Mole People have ultradense musculature, making them capable of extreme violence.
"When one member of the expedition lit a cigarette lighter, the Mole People interpreted it as a threat and attacked him.
"They pounced on him like jungle cats, nearly snuffing him out along with his cigarette. He was lucky to escape with his life."
The Mole People are reportedly very curious about the surface world - - our clothes, our gadgets and specially our foods. They particularly enjoy our fresh
fruit.
"I brought them some grapes, and they acted like it was a feast," the source says. "Obviously they can't grow fruit of their own, living 20 miles beneath the Earth's surface."
NASA is reportedly eager to study the Mole People. "We want to find out everything about them -- what they eat, how they live, and, most importantly, what is their relationship to the human race.
"We're curious if they are related to us in some way. Are they the genetic ancestors of modern man?"
Experts say speculation has been widely varied on the Mole People. "They could be anything from Yetis to space aliens to descendants of the survivors of the lost city of Atlantis.
Experts say this discovery has raised a number of serious and troubling questions, including: Are the towering inhabitants of the civilization hostile and
warlike or friendly and cooperative? Will they make territorial claims on the surface of Earth? And what about crucial oil and mineral reserves below the surface? Who owns them: the Mole People --or us?
How is it that NASA -- whose official mission is to explore outer space -- discovered the underground culture?
Tight-lippped NASA spokesmen would neither confirm nor deny the report.
Pressured by reporters, a White House spokesman promised information "as I am authorized to provide it." But he warned: "That won't be anytime
soon."
According to the source, NASA "stumbled on" the underground civilization in August while running a classified project code-named Operation Mole Hole -- an initiative that reporters now believe may have involved spying on China, using new "underground technologies."
"So far NASA has found secret cavern entrances to the underground world in areas around Washington State's Mount Shasta, Mammoth Cave in Kentucky and also scattered throughout the southwestern U.S.," said the source.
For centuries, man has speculated about the existence of creatures beneath the Earth's surface.
Now, for the first time, it seems those suspicions have been proven correct.
But whether these creatures are benevolent or enemies of all mankind remains to be seen.
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What do you guys think? Do you think it's a hoax?
Apr 25, 2009 @ 11:03:50
