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@rondetto Said

Beware of an online survey reputedly from the Magic Circle.
They’re all trick questions!

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Just had to tell my kids we can’t afford to take them to Disneyland, but I did promise to take lots of photos.

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At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage.
I said, "let's not get carried away."

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Everyone knows I’m a stickler for good spelling. So when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to “decifer” them, I had to set him straight.
"Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f,” I wrote. “In case you’ve forgotten, spell-checker comes free with your Microsoft program.”
A minute later came his reply, “My spell-checker must be dephective.”

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At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't…
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other!

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I'm visiting Argentina but it's surprisingly cold here…
In fact, you could say it's bordering on Chile!

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I was down at the retail park and a chap came up to me and said, 'Could you tell me how I can find Pets At Home'?
I said, 'Well you could start by looking under the bed I suppose'.

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