i didnt no were 2 put this thread so i though y not in here seems as good a aplace as ne and i though i would start with something good and irish so u can all go after me lol
SEVEN DRUNKEN NIGHTS
As I went home on a Monday night,
as drunk as drunk could be.
I saw a horse outside the door,
where my old horse should be.
I called my wife the curse o' my life,
Will you kindly tell to me?
who owns that horse outside the door?
where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool, and still you canna see.
That's a lovely sow that my mother sent to me.
Well, it's many's a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more,
but a saddle on a sow, sure, I never saw before.
As I went home on a Tuesday night,
as drunk as drunk could be.
I saw a coat behind the door,
where my old coat should be.
I called my wife and I said to her:
Will you kindly tell to me?
who owns that coat behind the door?
where my old coat should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool, and still you canna see.
That's a lovely blanket that my mother sent to me.
Well, it's many's a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more,
but pockets in a blanket, sure, I never saw before.
As I went home on a Wednesday night,
as drunk as drunk could be.
I saw a pipe upon the chair,
where my old pipe should be.
I called my wife and I said to her:
Will you kindly tell to me?
who owns that pipe upon the chair?
where my old pipe should be.
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool, and still you canna see.
That's a lovely tin whistle that my mother sent to me.
Well, it's many's a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more,
but tobacco in a tin whistle, sure, I never saw before.
As I came home on Thursday night,
as drunk as drunk could be.
I saw two boots below the bed,
where my old boots should be.
I called my wife and I said to her,
Will you kindly tell to me?
who owns them boots below the bed,
where my old boots should be.
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk,
you silly old fool, and still you canna see.
That's two lovely flower pots my mother sent to me.
Well, it's many's a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more,
but laces in two flower pots I never saw before.
As I came home on a Friday night,
as drunk as drunk could be.
I saw a head upon the bed,
where my old head should be.
I called my wife and I said to her:
Will you kindly tell to me?
who owns that head upon the bed?
where my old head should be.
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool, and still you canna see.
That's a baby boy that my mother sent to me.
Well, it's many's a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more,
but a baby boy wi' whiskers on, I never saw before.
And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing in her thing where my old thing should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that thing in your thing where my old thing should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before
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