@rondetto Said 
That storm Isha is so violent. I phoned the landlord this morning.
I said "It's about our roof."
He said "What about it?"
"We'd like it back!!"
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I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys.
So I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga.
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What’s worse than a lobster on a piano?
Crabs on your organ.
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My wife said, "Why don't you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?"
I said, "That's...a novel idea."
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I was at the airport and overheard two men complaining that the pilot was a woman!
Sexists!
I was fuming.
It's not like she has to reverse the bloody thing!
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The doctor put my wife on a new pill and now we have sex every night. It's brilliant...
It doesn't matter which position we are in, nothing wakes her up!
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I was sorry to hear on the news that a man was run over by a boat in Venice…
My gondolences are with his family!
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The doctor put my wife on a new pill and now we have sex every night. It's brilliant...
It doesn't matter which position we are in, nothing wakes her up!
my ex wife couldn't keep her mouth shut ever! even, she was sleeping, now, the flies comes out from her mouth now. before, when she was sleep, the flies came out of her ass, when in my mouth!
Jan 22, 2024 @ 11:37:40
