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yndy On June 06, 2011




Manila, Philippines
#1New Post! Jan 16, 2006 @ 17:01:14
What woman want in a Man?
[ Well with age things change and same do these preferences ]


What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
stew On August 05, 2012




Falkirk, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jan 16, 2006 @ 17:14:13
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

holy crap im only 18 and apparantly only attractive to 62 year old fermales! lol
stefficles On January 18, 2009




Somewhere, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jan 16, 2006 @ 17:15:14


what women want, aged 12

a tall, dark hansome prince to sweap them off their feet and live happily ever after!
Forget_About_Me On June 22, 2014
Victory is mine!





, Canada
#4New Post! Jan 16, 2006 @ 17:15:27
that's funny!!!
reiko On March 27, 2006

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New York, New York
#5New Post! Jan 16, 2006 @ 17:33:53
unspokenwords On October 16, 2019




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#6New Post! Jan 16, 2006 @ 17:36:38


at Stew..too funny!
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