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El_Tino

booyaka!

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Aug 08, 2005 @ 02:11:26

Ok, post any joke you've made up or make one up now and post it. It's ok if it sucks

Here's one I made up when I was in high school.

Q: How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The lightbulb should take responsibility and change itself!!

garfunkel

my beautiful rescue

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Sydney, Australia

Aug 08, 2005 @ 02:15:31

*thinks* ...ummm why did the chicken cross the road?

because it felt like it...

damn that was so lame, im ashamed

That was really bad!!

Edited: August 08, 2005 @ 02:17

mosteverything

basically LA, California

Aug 08, 2005 @ 02:31:14

That was awesome Tino...I'm gonna have to steal it.

Okay, here goes my best attempt.....
What do you call a man who never interupts you?
A mute.

Not to offend any of you fine gents of course.

billyboy53

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At***er, Ohio

Aug 08, 2005 @ 02:40:57

Why did the hen attacked the rooster?

Because she wanted to make sure he was hen pecked. nyuk or

stew

Falkirk, United Kingdom

Aug 08, 2005 @ 02:47:19

ummm

knock knock

whos there?

Mail man!

sorry....lol

garfunkel

my beautiful rescue

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Sydney, Australia

Aug 08, 2005 @ 02:49:46

dont worry, couldn't get anyworse than mine. lol

stew

Falkirk, United Kingdom

Aug 08, 2005 @ 02:57:44

Guy orders a pizza

Pizza says "you have one wish, anything you like"

The guy says "holy s*** a talking pizza!"

*tumbleweed*

billyboy53

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At***er, Ohio

Aug 08, 2005 @ 03:22:16

At the TFS, there was a young woman who posted a Journal, that said in it, I recently turned 18 yrs. old and I just became a Whore! (whore in points)Yay!

A guy new to the TFS, read the journal, posted a reply said... That's great, how much do you charge and gimme your real name address and phone number, please baby! :lol

This one just popped in my head...

garfunkel

my beautiful rescue

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Sydney, Australia

Aug 08, 2005 @ 03:24:05

@billyboy53 Said

At the TFS, there was a young woman who posted a Journal, that said in it, I recently turned 18 yrs. old and I just became a Whore! (whore in points)Yay!

Lmao

, thats a good one

redfury

Southampton, United Kingdom

#10

Aug 08, 2005 @ 11:12:13

A guy walks into a cafe and saw a sign that said, "Cheese sandwich, �2; chicken sandwich, �3; handjob, �20."

He said to the barmaid, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

She said, "Yeah."

He said, "Then go wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."

shaggyjebus

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Goodlettsville, Tennessee

#11

Aug 08, 2005 @ 11:17:26

What's the good thing about AIDs?

You never have to worry about retiring!

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What do you call it when you're going down on a woman who's on her period?

Having eggs, sunny side up.

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I'm awful, aren't I?

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