Terminal Preppie

When I think about how true this is, it makes me want to kill myself . . . to keep from killing the people I know that are like this (because that would hurt their families).

"Terminal Preppie"

I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool

I join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead

My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation

John Belushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated

I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends

No, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to f***

Win! Win!
I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal terminal
terminal terminal terminal terminal

I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine

Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie

" When I think about how true this is, it makes me want to kill myself . . . to keep from killing the people I know that are like this (because that would hurt their families).

"Terminal Preppie"

I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool

I join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead

My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation

John Belushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated

I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends

No, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to f***

Win! Win!
I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal terminal
terminal terminal terminal terminal

I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine

Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie "-Shaggles/Dead Kennedys
lmao! 1000 points to Winnie for the song lyrics!

It really does get my blood boiling though . . . I hate people like that. I hate that that is our world . . . makes me want to have Kaczynski and McVeigh as role models again . . .

thanks for enjoying them though

I think I know the guy that song's about!



he's a dumbass

No Kaczynski or McVeigh Shaggy! Bad thinking! Revolution is not a social statement.

And...there ain't a damn thing wrong with John Belushi. This world would be a much better place if we all took a break to have a toga party together.

But, I can't stand most meatheads or trust fund babies either, so I can appreciate the point.

I hate people like that, too... I'm a college student, and instead of joining clubs that would make me look good, I joined the geeky clubs- Gaming Club and Renaissance and Medieval Studies Association. So I'm a geek and a renfaire lame-o. Heh.

There are a lot of people like this in the worls...and I hate them too. I think everyone hates them except for the people who *are* them..
This is not *our world*, tho...if it was our world, there wouldn't be smart people like you to realize how dumb it was..