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| Once I thought getting a job in retail would be simple, a lot of paitence, but overall it'll do. Put in some long hours here, take some days off for class there, short shifts on a daily over yonder...it should work....but I'm here to tell you it f***ing sucks. I haven't been able to properly rant and/or rave about this stupid f***ing job like I should! I've been holding all these bastard feelings in since the week before christmas shoppers rushed in! These pyscho, anorexic whining b****es all under 17 and then these wide hipped, hippo over 25 whores that come in and they love to b**** b**** about every little f***ing thing! I can't help it the store is the way that is! I can't help that we don't fit odd sizes, or that we don't have half 0s! Eat something you freak! Stop starving yourself past the point of hottness! Stop screaming at me because your breasts are too big to fit into a size 14 top after you had a s*** load of babies, you cow! It's not my fault that they size the f***ing shirts that way! I don't know why they want to do that to the button ups! Maybe because those types of shirts make cows look like....COWS when they were them so corporate discourages you from wearing them by not fitting them to you particularly...you stupid skanks! And don't get me started on the men, those prissy little, indifferent yet still so demanding a** wipes! I'm seriously, a man can come in into a store and shop to look nice and still be a man, but when you get beyond self absorbed and you're hogging the mirrors in the fitting rooms from the other customers and whinning that you look like your 210 instead 180 in this shirt...f***ing please! I hate when they act so super bad a** after throwing a b**** fit at their girlfriends and mothers about sizes or whatever, and then hand all their s*** that they didn't intend to buy back to me and say s*** like "be cool dog" or some s*** like "alright, purrlady, you that just wasn't me...you know I don't do this shopping thing" and i"m like please, b****...I saw you in here three times this week alone! Stop hiding it, you're a homo! And it's okay...we still hate you straight or gay...it doesn't make you cooler when you're pretending to be straight! I HATE THE SOUTH!
I love my coworkers though...like alot, most of them are cool until it gets down to schedules with my managers and break times, they suck a** and everybodies a little hard of paying attention. They love to ignore requests or time frames...etc. But they're cool over all.More... | 4 comments | Reply |
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