""Mama Ganoosh IS real""  keighley
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Normally I like the more educational, inspiring stuff but today I really cant be bothered so I shall humour you instead! Here's a bunch of funny quotes I found, hope you like 'em!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Death is hereditary.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?
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unidentifiedangel
|  Those who said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. |
bendover
| I love the saying
When you can keep your cool when everyone else is panicing
You don't know the seriousness of the s*** you ARE in. |
keighley
| @bendover Said I love the saying
When you can keep your cool when everyone else is panicing
You don't know the seriousness of the s*** you ARE in.
Good One Keep them coming - the time is flying by now! |
ilikeblood
| @bendover Said I love the saying
When you can keep your cool when everyone else is panicing
You don't know the seriousness of the s*** you ARE in.
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ibebatman
| if you never aim for anything, you are bound to hit it!
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unidentifiedangel
| | Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956 |
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Funny Quotes I found!
March 16, 2006 @ 03:06:07 pm
