Howdy! I'm 17 years old, I live in the country about 2 miles from a small village in the south west of scotland, I look forward to b'days (18 on 22nd April - same day as seans!!) I love jazz, swing and blues music, I also love to laugh so MAKE ME!!!
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Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
What Kind of Candy Are You?
https://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofcandyareyouquiz/
Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Very popular, one of you is not enough.
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
https://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.
What's Your Ideal Relationship?
https://www.blogthings.com/whatsyouridealrelationshipquiz/
 | You scored as Trendy. Your A Trendy
Trendy | | 50% | Emo | | 45% | Prepy | | 35% | Goth | | 30% | Rocker, Mosher | | 30% | Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev | | 20% | Skater | | 0% |
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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My Personal Dna Report
You are a Concerned Creator.
About You
You are a Creator
Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR.
You are independent, and you enjoy your self-sufficiency.
Defying convention, you are very innovative, and you have a vivid imagination.
The look of things is important to you, and you have a keen eye for aesthetic beauty in multiple arenas.
You have a strong interest in what is new and exciting?and that includes forging ahead with new ideas, not simply discovering what is already out there.
Your eagerness to seek new and varied experiences leads you into many different situations.
You're not set on one way of doing things, and you are creative when it comes to finding novel solutions to complex problems.
You trust yourself to be innovative and resourceful.
Your confidence allows you to take your general awareness and channel it into creativity.
You tend to do things on the spur of the moment, not sticking to a set schedule.
If you want to be different:
Appreciate the earthly, practical elements of things?there is beauty in form as well.
While you are good at thinking abstractly, focusing on details a bit more may help you discover things about the world.
How You Relate to Others
You are Concerned
Your understanding of others' emotions, your sense of right and wrong, and your skeptical nature make you CONCERNED.
Your observations of your environment, in concert with your clearly defined worldview, leads you to be aware of the feelings of others.
Because you can read people well, and because you can understand their feelings, you are often bothered by others' insensitive behavior.
While you appreciate others' emotional nature, you don't think their emotional concerns should take precedence over their obligations to society.
You prefer to be in smaller groups, as big groups can often get out of hand.
Order and structure are somewhat important to you?you believe that people's feelings are better protected when others are respectful and follow certain societal guidelines.
You tend to share your feelings with a few individuals who are close with you, but otherwise you are a private person.
If you want to be different:
Let your caring nature allow you to put more trust in people in general?you can have more faith in them without losing your valuable skepticism.
Your Personality Chart
?Glossary of Traits
This chart shows thirteen personality traits. Each bar indicates the percentage of test takers who entered a lower value for that trait than you did. For example, if Confidence is at 80, that means that 80% of people entered lower values for confidence questions than you did. Based on a sample of 30,000 users.
Confidence
LowHigh 46
Openness
LowHigh 84
Extroversion
LowHigh 34
Empathy
LowHigh 80
Trust in others
LowHigh 40
Agency
LowHigh 40
Masculinity
LowHigh 50
Femininity
LowHigh 64
Spontaneity
LowHigh 76
Attention to style
LowHigh 60
Authoritarianism
LowHigh 30
Earthy/Imaginative
ImaginativeEarthy 26
Aesthetic/Functional
FunctionalAesthetic 82
"Problem Girl"
Don't let 'em get where they're going to
You know they're only what they think of you
You heard of this emotional trickery
And you felt like you were learning the ropes
But where you're going now you don't know
And when the kids on the street say
What's your problem girl
And the weight of their smile's just
Too much for you to bear
When they all make you feel
Like you're a problem girl
Remember
You're no problem at all
You're no problem at all
Pride like promises can let you down
You thought that you'd be feeling
Better by now
You worry all the things they could do to you
You worry about the things they could say
Maybe you're seeing things the wrong way
Try
If you stand or you fall
You're no problem at all
 | You scored as Emo Kid. You listen to emo. 'Nuff said. You know how to dress. You usually feel as if nobody understands you.
Emo Kid | | 53% | Punk | | 47% | Loner | | 47% | Hot | | 46% | Jock | | 33% | "Ghetto" | | 33% | Geek/Nerd | | 33% | Goth | | 33% | Stoner | | 33% | Prep | | 26% |
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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TV Programmes I'm into just now;
Will and Grace
My Name is Earl
American Idol
Shipwrecked: Battle of the Islands
CSI: Las Vegas (crime scene investigation)
CSI: New York
CSI: Miami
(as you can see i'm a bit of geek when it comes to tv!)
CD's/ MP3 tracks I'm playing;
Michael Buble: The More I See You
Michael Buble: Smile
Michael Buble: How Sweet It Is
Michael Buble: Save The Last Dance For Me
Jamie Cullum: London Skies
Jamie Cullum: Oh God
Jamie Cullum: Fascinating Rhythm
Jamie Cullum: My Yard
Jack Johnson: Good People
Billie Holiday: I Hear Music
Gwyneth Herbert: Fever
Peggy Lee: Fever
Dave Brubeck Quartet: Take 5
Editors: Fingers in the Factories
Editors: Bullets
Editors: Lights
Ella Fitzgerald: A-Tisket, A-Tasket
Katie Melua: Piece By Piece
Katie Melua: Halfway Up The Hindu Kush
Matt Monroe: My Kind Of Girl
Rob Thomas: Problem Girl
Sarah Vaughan: 'Round Midnight
Tony Bennett: Rags To Riches
Louis Armstrong and His All-Stars: Mack the Knife
Jack Johnson: Banana Pancakes
The Kooks: Naive
(I listen to ALOT of music)
For a Laugh;
Dog Washing Instructions
1) Wait for a hot Summer day. (Do not wash in Winter.)
2) Outside, turn on grass sprinkler.
3) When dog finishes playing with sprinkler, give dog big juicy bone to chew on until dog is done drying.
The 12 Step Cat Washing Program
1) First, thoroughly clean the toilet, remove the topmost lid covering the tank of water, and turn off the cold-water hose to the toilet.
2) Next, warm up 4 gallons of water to bath temperature. Flush, and add half the water to the tank.
3) Then, raise both lids, add the rest of the water directly to the toilet bowl, and add an ample amount of shampoo to the water.
4) Find a ball of string and entice the cat into the bathroom.
5) Close the bathroom door, and continue petting the cat.
6) In one swift move, pick up the cat, and drop the cat into the toilet bowl, closing both lids.
7) Jump on top of the toilet lid to prevent the cat from escaping.
CAUTION: Avoid placing any of your body parts near the edge of the toilet to avoid flailing claws reaching between the toilet and lid.
The cat will self-agitate and generate ample sudsing action. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this.)
8) Flush the toilet twice for a quick rinse or 4 times for an effective power rinse cycle, depending on the cat's fur cleaning needs.
9) Clear a path of open doors from the toilet to outside, and then jump off of the lid. CAUTION: Jump away from the bathroom door.
10) The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet to the outside. Air dry time: about 20 minutes.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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