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Toronto, Canada Joined: Apr 2005 |
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Well it all started around 26 years ago. A chemical reaction in a lab started a fire, and in the process of trying to put it out many substances were mixed. Somehow, through a still unknown mixture of chemicals I was produced. Immediately the scientists set to work transforming me into the perfect human. Able to leap over rocks in a single bound, faster then an old lady with a walker, and invulnerable to water guns and pillow fights. The near perfect human. Then one day I escaped, only to find myself lost in the forest. But using my super human abilities I managed to make friends with a group of elephants who took me in and taught me everything they know. However the constant teasing of my nose, or lack there of, once again forced me on my way. Many adventures happened to get me to this point. Adventures that molded me into the man I am now. So here I am in all my glory, take me as I am, but don't mention my nose (it's still a touchy subject) because I won't forget. |
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art (620), fishing (372), travel (369), camping (364), baseball (194), golf (189), hockey (166), skiing (112), beer (74), xbox (53), poker (41), ufc (15), rollerblading (14), beach volleyball (3), rally (2), computers (macs), and a lot more but i\'m sick of typing, did i mention beer, |
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