Hey my name is Heather and I was born and raised in the most beautiful state ever California. I have an adorable little girl Cherri. (Berry) I do everything I can to keep her happy!!! She is my world!! Well a little about me I am a crazy perfectionist and obsessive compulsives. I don't ever read directions, I just like to try and figure out things and hopefully they work. I'm a huge dork and I embarrass myself constantly. More than you will ever know. You don't have to tell me I'm cool I already know! I make a lot of stupid faces. Just for fun. What can I say; I like to be entertained at all times. I have an attention span of 2 minutes, maybe. (SO you better talk quick) That's on a good day! I'm a big nerd at heart! In all honestly, I love everyone. I love people that are impulsive and spontaneous. It's not all that easy to impress me. You most likely will never hear me complain. (he he he) There will always be people that are in much worse situations then you! We are all very lucky! I am one of the weirdest people you will ever dare to know!! I found that when people have a hard time with things I understand them quite easily. Then the simple things, I couldn't get for the life of me. I love doing random things for people to make them smile! I realize that people tend to laugh at me more then laugh with me. My sanity is nothing but pure madness put to good use. I'm just your everyday sane psycho! I wish I could explain to you what I'm all about. But as we all know I am way too complicated for even myself to understand!! Some might say I have Multiple Personalities, an Oxy Moron or the Grisliest Girl you'll ever meet. I tell stupid jokes that no one thinks are funny but laugh only because I'm laughing so hard at my own joke! I have a very low tolerance for dumb people. Who am I, I am the girl that no one understands not even I understand myself and what goes on in my own head! They say the average person laughs only 2 to 3 times a day. Well I laugh at least 15 times a day. I'm the one who is drawn to people full of flaws because they intrigue me, I love challenges!! I'm the girl who is here to have fun and try and help other people!!