Dear Jon,

If you keep assusming things and going crazy on me for no reason I'm going to rip your intestines through your a$$ and hopefully find your head! You are NOT the best thing that has ever happened to me and I have been with way hotter! You need to politetly stand down off your pedistol before I kick it out of under you.

I am not a permenant girlfriend. I will not flex my life around your schedule. Either meet me halfway or I'll walk away. You keep pissing me off for no reason and are calling me a douche? Are all of your little secrets in that drawer you put "my" necklace in? I don't even own a beaded necklace FYI.

Next time you decide to go off on me at least think before you speak. Are you even capable of doing that? The fact that you think you are needed is beyond hilarious! Ha ha! Someone needs to pop that bubble of yours~! Kick rocks and die homefry!

Yours truly,
Me <3