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ellie
I am a TFS nut!!!!!!
Hi everyone
Have a good day! OR if it night time where you are sweet dreams xxxx

Public entry Been a long time!
December 18, 2006 @ 07:41:57 pm
So many of you here wont know me, but have been around a while, just not had PC access!
Since was last on here met an married a guy from MO so now live here altho am going thru the lengthy and tedious immigration procedure, at a costa lotta $!!
Gene and I met thru a friend, and I came over from the UK in September, and we married October.27th
Am currently travelling with him all over the US in the truck he drives, have covered 16000 miles since beginning of November, The country amazes me, we are currently in Seattle WA, but shortly heading for Chicago, The scenic countryside is breathtaking and I feel as tho am riding thru a living Christmas card up here in the NW.
Hope you are all well
Speak soon
Take care everyone
E,
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Public entry Stand by your beds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11, 2006 @ 05:38:44 pm
Happy New Year everyone, am back now!
Hope you all had a good holiday, and if there are any tall guys out there who wanna paint my ceilings, please feel free, an while you at it you can massage my neck which is stiff from looking up! An no am NOT making coffee, or tea......am too sore!
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Public entry Well guys time to say ciao
December 11, 2005 @ 12:09:32 am

Am moving on Monday an may not be around til next year...
Thanks to you all, for you friendship over the past couple of months, for brightening up my days with your humour and your convictions and courage to stand up for what you believe in.

https://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=ER13610552

please click this link for a special message to you all....

Bye for now TFSers will miss you.......lots
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Public entry look at the time again!!!
December 01, 2005 @ 02:24:05 am



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Public entry Thoughts of a stressed out woman!
November 30, 2005 @ 01:26:17 pm
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.
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Public entry Just another manic Sunday...wish it were Monday!
November 27, 2005 @ 01:20:10 pm
Fall outta a warm cosy bed stagger to bathroom, pipes frozen no water..good start!
Stumble downstairs into kitchen click kettle on. open door, let dogs out for their early morning check of property, shut door quick its freezing! Make coffee, turn phones on, then PC, deep joy its runnng like a bag of hammers, check blood levels oh well 10.2...stick more insulin into body, kick pc...make coffee an slice of toast, dogs baying like a pack of hounds, let em in, take pills manage to eat breakfast...Pick all dogs toys up, back in toy box...for now. Wash dishes, make more coffee....turn heat on as may as well be sat in fridge, this house is cold!!!! Wonder where to start on packing, phone rings.."Hi amore" "Hi, get your a** home" "On way amore" " You want lunch?" "Will have something later you all Ok?" "Yeah fine" "ok see you in a while...tiamo amore" "Tiamo" signal lost. Now why do I always say am fine, when I feel like crap, an wanna scream "NO I AM LOOKING AT AT SO MUCH STUFF GOT NO ENERGY AN DUNNO WHERE TO START" We are meant to be moving in 4 days time, an he thinks I am gonna be able to go out for a meal when all I want is to be up to my eyes in Bubblewrap an packin tape...with it all done so I can destress and relax! And the pc is still running like a bag of hammers despite having cleared cache run AV spyware and defrag! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Roll on tomorrow!!!!!
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Public entry The day has arrived!!!!!
November 26, 2005 @ 11:32:45 am
Finally got the letter i have been waiting for, so am moving to my new house next week, cant wait!!

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Public entry Freezing
November 18, 2005 @ 02:06:56 pm
got heating and Fire on and its still like sitting in a fridge! And they reckon its gonna get worse!
Think am gonna crawl back to bed with leccy blanket an magazine,
Hope you are all well out there!
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Public entry Uh Oh I really need a cigarette
November 11, 2005 @ 09:58:31 pm
Stress levels are through the roof, I threw a cup of cofee at my Vin this afternoon, he dont understand, poor baby.
I have to have the house packed up and ready to move by tuesday and I jsut have no motivation....what shall I do guys???
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Public entry HELP!!!
November 10, 2005 @ 10:46:17 am
I wont give but God I need a cigarette, the ceiling just collapsed on my head....some of you know I have an ongoing thing with my landlord...on Monday I felt a drip on my head in the hall, looked up an the ceiling was soaked....called him out he came because he was in town, by the time he had got here part of the ceiling was down, he promised me a plumber would be out yesterday, he is still coming...I just went to go upstairs an have been hit by yet more falling ceiling, am not hurt, but thats not the point, now the bastard wont answer his damn mobile, I have crap everywhere on my stairs....so maybe I will get hurt a bit and claim off him! All this an not smoking too I need choc but cant have that either as am diabetic,,, shall I give up the will to live entirely???
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