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A hiccup produced a feather. |
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I'm trying out my new duck call. Is it working? |
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Today I married a duck. We went out to dinner for our honeymoon and I ate it. Now I am not married anymore.
I'm single and looking. If you know anyone that fits the criteria, give me a ring. |
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Today I went duck hunting. It was fun. I treat ducks with respect. They are very tasty though.
My duck call brings all the ducks to the yard. |
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