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Condoms
November 04, 2006 @ 11:04:17 pm
I bought condoms today, no idea why as i am in a steady relationship, which i ordinarily don't have a use for condoms but i was out for lunch and had an overwhelming complusion to buy condoms, i was with my partner and i haven't mentioned it too her, what do you make of this?

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jmo

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New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:27:14 pm
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Maybe you've turned into a twelve year old again and find the idea of owning condoms hilarious


aces

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:28:47 pm
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wanted some special balloon?


bendover

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:29:53 pm
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Subconsiously your hoping she finds them, suspects your up to no good with someone else, have a blazing arguement with you and your looking forward to making up afterwards.


cole

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:30:53 pm
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i have no idea why i bought them, i was in a Hungry horse/web spinner restaurant and was washing my hands in the toilet, the condom box said ?3 and i just happened to have ?3 in my pocket, now that i have them i have no idea what the hell to do with them? i'm too old for condom balloons


bendover

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:31:45 pm
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And they are too chewy to use as gum.


aces

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:32:01 pm
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@cole Said
i'm too old for condom balloons


never too old for franger balloons


cole

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:34:11 pm
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@bendover Said
Subconsiously your hoping she finds them, suspects your up to no good with someone else, have a blazing arguement with you and your looking forward to making up afterwards.
there could be some merit behind this but i'm not normally this devious


bendover

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:37:08 pm
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Maybe your just getting better with age.


gasolinerainbow

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:38:13 pm
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@bendover Said
And they are too chewy to use as gum.


is this from experience lol


bendover

New Post! November 04, 2006 @ 11:43:26 pm
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I know a guy who once mistakenly opened a comdom that was in his pocket thinking it was gum. He was very drunk at the time. He was happily chewing away until the tip of the condom slipped out the sid eof his mouth and one of the girls in our group realised what he had in his mouth.

this was years ago and he still gets "ribbed" (and lubricated) about it anytime we're all out for the night.

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