"i'm not lost, just undiscovered" cole
Stirling, United Kingdom
Joined: Apr 2006
|I bought condoms today, no idea why as i am in a steady relationship, which i ordinarily don't have a use for condoms but i was out for lunch and had an overwhelming complusion to buy condoms, i was with my partner and i haven't mentioned it too her, what do you make of this?|
Beruset af Julebryg
|Maybe you've turned into a twelve year old again and find the idea of owning condoms hilarious |
|wanted some special balloon?|
|Subconsiously your hoping she finds them, suspects your up to no good with someone else, have a blazing arguement with you and your looking forward to making up afterwards.|
|i have no idea why i bought them, i was in a Hungry horse/web spinner restaurant and was washing my hands in the toilet, the condom box said ?3 and i just happened to have ?3 in my pocket, now that i have them i have no idea what the hell to do with them? i'm too old for condom balloons |
|And they are too chewy to use as gum.|
@bendover Said there could be some merit behind this but i'm not normally this devious
Subconsiously your hoping she finds them, suspects your up to no good with someone else, have a blazing arguement with you and your looking forward to making up afterwards.
|Maybe your just getting better with age.|
|I know a guy who once mistakenly opened a comdom that was in his pocket thinking it was gum. He was very drunk at the time. He was happily chewing away until the tip of the condom slipped out the sid eof his mouth and one of the girls in our group realised what he had in his mouth.|
this was years ago and he still gets "ribbed" (and lubricated) about it anytime we're all out for the night.