"Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most."  chachi
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Sacramento,
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| I think that I'm part goldfish. Somebody told me that goldfish grow to the size of their environment, well, for the last 20 years I've been moving into progressively larger places which explains my progressive weight gain. | |
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| Wow, I found a coupon code that gives me free shipping on any software download I choose! | |
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| I want to invent a couch that generates electricity, thereby giving meaning to my couch potato life. | |
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The other day I was trying to log into one my online accounts but I forgot my account name. I didn't forge my password because I use the same password for everything. After a few attempts of trying to guess my account name, the web site told me it would lock out my account if I exceeded 5 attempts. What account is it going to lock out? lol
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| Note to self . . . anything titled "Extremely Curious George" is not something intended for children. | |
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| You know that you are getting older when everybody looks familiar but you recognize nobody. | |
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| I live at the end of a 1-way street . . . I'm still trying to figure out how to leave. | |
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I'm thinking about starting an electrolysis-by-mail business ... anybody interested in investing?
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| I like the name "Gill" ... I think more people should be named after parts of a fish. | |
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I was recently involved in an accident that left me with the ability to see into the future ... but only 1 microsecond at a time. I sure hope my special powers don't get the better of me and then I use it for evil.
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