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New Sodom, Indiana
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I stopped off for some breakfast on my way home from work about an hour ago. While I'm sitting at the counter some drunk woman comes in and sits next to me and starts to tell me her life story. I indulge her, thinking its just karma from all the times I've been drunk and obnoxious.
Then she started to eat my hashbrowns. I was a bit annoyed, but I figured maybe she would sober up if she had some food in her. I wound up feeding her, lol. I didn't want to let her drive, but I didn't want to try and detain a perfect stranger either. Oh the delimas life throws our way. Hope she made it home safe. | |
cobber
| Admit it. You wanted her!  |
unspokenwords
|   I couldn't imagine how that was..I hope she made it home safe also..but wow..can't believe she did that even though she was drunk..I had some strange experiences with drunk people late at night going out to eat with friends..haha...I just never heard of someone doing that though! |
thomo
| hashbrowns
must have been love at first sight  |
bravo_zulu
| @cobber Said Admit it. You wanted her!
She was pretty, but I'm married, so I was just playing good Samaritan. I noticed that when she payed for her coffee she had a huge stack of ones, leading me to believe she's either a waitress or a stripper. Who's to say, maybe both. "Do you want your steak medium or well done? Give me a dollar and I'll show you my boobs." |
cobber
| | I bet you pictured her as the hash brown and you were sinking your teeth in. 8) |
bravo_zulu
| @treebee Said Yeah sorry about that, I was hungry. Thanks 
Well, you owe me some hashbrowns now. |
bravo_zulu
| @treebee Said I will gladly buy you breakfast any time, i have a bunch of 1 dollar bills 
Sounds good. But I'm going to be piss drunk when you buy it, so you'll have to feed me, lol. |
BabyRS
| Maybe at one point in time you were drunk and you couldn't recall telling her your life story and eating her hash browns?
Never know. |
bravo_zulu
| @babyrs Said Maybe at one point in time you were drunk and you couldn't recall telling her your life story and eating her hash browns?
Never know.
I wouldn't rule it out. I've done some pretty crazy s*** that I have no recollection of, lol. |
treebee
Government Hooker
 Moderator | @bravo_zulu Said Sounds good. But I'm going to be piss drunk when you buy it, so you'll have to feed me, lol.
bring one of those plastic food catcher bibs |
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Some drunk chic ate my hashbrowns.
March 04, 2006 @ 09:38:01 am
