"The one who turned cats and dogs against each other."  bravo_zulu
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New Sodom, Indiana
Joined: Sep 2005 |
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| Tragedy has befallen me. I like to double read, one magazine per hand. The other day I was reading Oenophile magazine with my right and Soldier of Fortune with my left. I happened to get 10 simultaneous paper cuts, one per finger. | |
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Blackness envelopes me. No smile finds my face. Why must I be so atribilious? Why must I be so implacable?
Current Music: Woe is Me: The Whiny Emo's
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| I can't speak clearly, I look like a chipmunk with a cheek full of nuts (not oral sex puns intended), and I should be looped out of my gourd on viocdine pretty soon. At least I have the night off of work. | |
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| I've got the best St. Patrick's avatar. I had no less than 12 pints last night, so I deserve it the most, lol. | |
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I stopped off for some breakfast on my way home from work about an hour ago. While I'm sitting at the counter some drunk woman comes in and sits next to me and starts to tell me her life story. I indulge her, thinking its just karma from all the times I've been drunk and obnoxious.
Then she started to eat my hashbrowns. I was a bit annoyed, but I figured maybe she would sober up if she had some food in her. I wound up feeding her, lol. I didn't want to let her drive, but I didn't want to try and detain a perfect stranger either. Oh the delimas life throws our way. Hope she made it home safe. | |
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Not really, but its a fun thing to say.
Ha, ha, made ya look. | |
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| is next to impossible, but it gives me an excuse to waste time on TFS, lol. | |
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| So when I woke up today I found my coffee pot was broken. So, instead of drinking coffee in the morning like a good American, I was forced to drink the only alternative available to me, hot tea. Since then, some strange things have happened. | |
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| If you want to see the deepest, darkest secrets a soul can conceal, hit the "more" link, if you dare. But be ye fore warned. What lies inside is so brutally honest it may change you forever. | |
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| I was tired of my profile saying I have no life, so here goes. | |
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Farewell TFS
