Day 1

Paul picked me up at midday to take me to the train station; I was so excited for the weekend ahead. When we arrived there he went and got my tickets for me, as he had ordered them online for me. He then had to get back to work so I sat alone waiting for my train to arrive. My train was about 10 minutes late, but no biggy really. I hopped aboard and took my seat ready for the journey ahead.

A very long hour and a half later I arrived at Leeds. When I got off the train I text Feebs and Sheepy to tell them I had arrived. I was stood waiting ages, thinking is she gonna turn up. Sheepy rang and said that he would wait at the exit/entrance as he couldn?t get in without a ticket. So I stood waiting for Feebs to turn up, no show. My phone rings again, its Sheepy. ?Where are you? he says ?have you got lost? to which I reply ?no I?m waiting for fee to turn up? ?Oh she?s here with me? he replies. So I set on my way to meet them, thinking how could I have even doubted that she would not turning up.

I get to the exit/entrance and spot fee, running up to her, well as fast as I could run with a suitcase in tow, and gave her a great big hug. We start chatting away as if we had known each other for years. It wasn?t at all like we had only just met. Sheepy then shows us to the car, and we head to the hotel. Sheepy was slightly confused to which Premier Inn we were staying at. No worries though, he had his trusted sat nav with him. Off we go to the hotel, well until the sat nav starts telling Sheepy to turn around at the next safe place, so he does then it tells him to do it again and then again lol. It had us going backwards and forwards a couple times lol.

We finally got on our way a short while later. Driving along the motorway and we get near the hotel and the sat nav starts telling us to take a u-turn. So we take this u-turn, which we all agreed was slightly dangerous. We survived it though, all down to Sheepy?s expert driving :P So we walk inside the hotel and go to check in. I gave her my dads business account card, my daddy is the best, she charges the room to the card. Then I have to sign for it. She says ?is this someone else?s card? ?yes? I reply ?It?s my dads? she says ?oh right it?s just the signatures have to match? she put it through anyways, but at least I know now for future reference.

We get to our room, which thank god is on the ground floor. That means no stairs to tackle whilst drunk :D We dump our stuff then Sheepy takes us to the nearest supermarket for some booze :D We also decided to get a sandwich, because neither of us had had any lunch. I had tried to have breakfast but felt to sick. I buy a bottle of archers, lemonade, triple sandwich and a fruit salad. Feebs bought a bottle of vodka, lemonade, triple sandwich and a fruit salad. I also went to Primark to buy a strapless bra, as I had realised that I had forgotten mine and I was wearing a strapless little black dress on Saturday night.

The journey back to the hotel was ok, well until we got to that bloody u-turn again. Again we make it though. We get into our hotel room and ate our lunch. Sheepy then leaves us to sit and twiddle our thumbs until its time to start getting ready to go out. We told him to come pick us up at 9pm, we thought this a reasonable time as we didn?t wanna peak too early, plus we bought booze to drink in the room as we were getting ready.
The time to get into our school girl outfits finally arrives. I let fee have the shower first as I wasn?t washing my hair. Every time I do the red washes more and more out and I had only just done it. I then went into the shower once fee came out. When I came out she was busy straightening her hair. She then went to get ready while I straightened my hair, then I put half of it up into pigtails. I put my naughty school girl uniform on then put on my make-up. We were ready at around 8ish so I text Sheepy and told him he could come for us early. He arrived about 30 minutes later, by which point we were rather giggly as we had been drinking whilst getting ready. So we were quite literally giggling school girls :P

He dropped us off in town and left us to find our way around. Not before I gave him a quick peck on the cheek though, as a thank you. I started to head off and noticed Feebs wasn?t there, when I turned around though she was snogging Sheepy?s face off. We started off in a small pub, as soon as we walked in everyone just looked at us. We went to the bar and ordered drinks and I then pulled out 2 willy straws, bought from Ann Summers, to drink out of. ?Here?s your willy? I said as I passed feebs hers. We supped our drinks then moved on to the next place.

Arriving at the Sorts Caf? we went downstairs to the nightclub part and ordered drinks. Once we were there, again all eyes were on us. We began to dance, it wasn?t long before some bloke came over and started dancing with us. We finished those drinks and moved on to the next place. Fee wanted to sing so we got directions to OK Karaoke. It was a bit s*** in there; we had a few drinks while we waited for fees turn to arrive on the karaoke. Fee kept dropping her willy on the floor though lol. We got asked what our sashes said ?almost a virgin? I replied. Once she sang we left.

I started to get really hungry though so we went to McDonalds, I did want chips cheese and Garlic but there wasn?t a chip shop about. In McDonalds I got a big mac meal go large and fee got 6 chicken nuggets and a cheese burger. As I was walking down the steps I fell and badly bruised my legs :upset: I picked myself up though and sat on the bottom of the steps eating my big mac meal. Fee then decided she didn?t want her nuggets but wanted some fries instead, so after eating only a few she threw hem away. So as she was going back to get some fries I told her to get me another big mac :D Yes I ate them both and the large fries :P

Once we had finished eating we went to a club opposite called Bar Risa. Once in bar risa we got drinks then went to dance. Before we knew it we were surrounded by men wanting to dance with us. We danced awhile then I handcuffed Feebs to myself. Wow did we get lots more attention then. Feebs got off with like 5 men, what a tart :P whilst I was handcuffed to her might I add. We danced together and ended up breaking the handcuffs. We managed to fix them when we were sat outside getting some fresh air, but broke them again when we were dancing. It was so funny actually cos there were a couple of girls trying to copy me and Feebs. By dancing seductively together, they got laughed off the dance floor. They were s***. Feebs and I started dancing and again all eyes were on us. There was a gap between us dancing and everyone else, as they watched us. It was so good.

We drank loads more, then I text Sheepy and asked him to come pick us up. 45 minutes later he arrived and took us back to the hotel. I got out gave Sheepy a peck on the cheek and walked into the hotel. Turning around there was no sign of Feebs, so I go back outside and see she is snogging Sheepy?s face off again. I decide to go wait for her inside, rather than stand watching them snog. I waited for what seemed like forever and went to see what was going on. When I get to the door I see Sheepy?s car driving past, with Feebs in it. What happened I have no idea, you will have to read her story to find that out. I got into my pajamas, climbed into bed and went to sleep dreaming about my Paul.