|I rated your photo a one (1) because I think you look like a horse's a** covered in vomit. Not that smooth vomit that is easy to regurgitate, but that really chunky vomit that hurts like a son of a b**** when it's coming up.|
You know the kind that sticks in your throat and makes you vomit even more than you thought you had to?
Yeah, that kind. Good day, sir.